I do not claim to have created these jokes / stories, only to have heard them:
| Q: What is the difference between a thru-hiker and a homeless person? A: Gore-tex® |
| Q: How can you tell the difference between Grizzly and Black Bear scatt? A: Grizzly scatt contains bear bells, and smells of pepper spray. |
| Warning: The PCT is a phsychopath. |
| Bear bells sound great, but how do you get the bears to wear them? |