I do not claim to have created these jokes / stories, only to have heard them:

Q: What is the difference between a thru-hiker and a homeless person?
A: Gore-tex®
Q: How can you tell the difference between Grizzly and Black Bear scatt?
A: Grizzly scatt contains bear bells, and smells of pepper spray.
Warning: The PCT is a phsychopath.
Bear bells sound great, but how do you get the bears to wear them?


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