I do not claim to have created these jokes / stories, only to have heard them:
|Q: What is the difference between a thru-hiker and a homeless person?
|Q: How can you tell the difference between Grizzly and Black Bear scatt?
A: Grizzly scatt contains bear bells, and smells of pepper spray.
|Warning: The PCT is a phsychopath.|
|Bear bells sound great, but how do you get the bears to wear them?|